Say what you will about how much the European tour has closed the gap on the PGA tour, but when it comes to twitter, Europeans rule. Ninety-nine percent of us live outside the ropes—far insulated from really getting to know the players. As a result, we get the siege of canned comments that we read and hear from players. Sure the PGA is experimenting with putting microphones on players during tournament play, but all you are really going to get is the caddie saying, “wind out of the left and helping.” “I like 6 iron.” Not exactly entertaining is it. During yesterday’s opening round at Torrey Pines we did get a little snowboard talk from Davis Love III, but it was brief and forgettable. Twitter on the hand has given us at least a glimpse of the kind of banter that no doubt goes on inside and outside the ropes.
Here’s a little banter for you:
Ian Poulter reply to Lee Westwood’s comment on the potential of being out-driven by an amateur.
“No shock if he does. Length isn’t everything is it westy….”
Lee Westwood’s comment to Rory McIlroy’s picture of his new car:
“can you see over the steering wheel of that “man’s” car you’ve bought? Need a cushion?
“just spoke to Bentley. Apparently it’s the first time they’ve ever had to fit a booster seat in the front of a car.”
Ok, so it’s not spectacular, but it’s far better than the usual nonsense we hear from players, “I like my chances this weekend, I’m playing well. I’m driving the ball in the fairway, hitting greens, and putting well.” No kidding, you’re in first place.
My favorite Ian Poulter response:
Tiger Wood joked to Ian Poulter about mis-marking his ball which cost him 2 strokes and the tournament.
Tiger, “what’s the matter Poults, you don’t know how to mark your ball?”
Poulter, “Take it easy NUMBER 2” (now #3).